Keefaz

Careful! Aye! Now you've torn it!

Can't get near the ball noo. Don't think they look particularly scary, though.

Best to score now.

He on the bench?

Aye. Colo: excellent. Jonas: good and trying to make things happen. Everyone else: cack.

Best... baffling signing by Chughton.

HT. Goal to the good. Awful match.

How much time we playing here? I thought he said two mins before, unless I'm dreaming.

Diabolical.

Watford last minute corner.

Van Aanholt could've got a card there an aal.

Christ. Every single player is gonna get carded today.

Harley getting the card he should've got earlier.

I wish we had Routledge.

For all Jonas's problems, he's really the only one who creates anything.

We're playing. For once, though, the opposition isn't much better.

Such a sloppy game.

Aye. Compare with the Best yellow card. Similar at best, Harley's arguably worse. Exactly.

I shit myself when we play out like that.

Aye. I can see Williamson going, tbh. Looks hesitant today.

Aye. Compare with the Best yellow card.

Another shocking tackle, tbh.

Watford coming into it more and more. Let's just run up the other end and score again.

Not super high, tbh. Playing it very well, but it's been inches a few times.

Not played in the friendliest spirit so far, this match.