Keefaz

Lol lol-lol-lol lol!

Jonas has the most random shot on a player. Has he just learnt to play football?

Woop! That shit Andy Carroll scores again!

Come out with porpoise, sounds like. Could open up...

Game on!

Aye, I missed that as well. Jonas?

I knaa! What a bell, ffs.

He feel sad? Should get angry Jonas to have a word with him.

Guffers getting bigged up here. If he can find consistency he could be the string-puller we need.

Lowes, man, fuck off.

I'm not sure what this means now, but should give us belief to the max.

Routlegend!

Get in!

Eh?

Howay, man! Play football, ffs.

K. Nolan. Please fuck off. He's done nowt for 10 matches, man.

FUCKING BALLS.

BALLS.

Ando's outdoing himself tonight on the ol' blarney. Sounds like Brad Pitt in Snatch, ffs.

Crowd getting a bit grumpy.

That Klingon sounds an aggressive player.

I just went for a diddly. Squat? I'm sure we've been through this.

I just went for a diddly.