Keefaz

Beckham, Lennon, Cole, Milner. Why isn't the devilishly handsome Bentley not on the list, when I'd easily pick him over tat like Young, Walcott, etc.?

Who? Joe Pasquale?

Really? Who's the current lot? Joe Pasquale

Aye. But when I have grandkids I'm gonna tell 'em I was there, anyway.

PIERS MORGAN CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF, THE FUCKING PIG-FACED CUNT.

Bolton was wobbed.

Absolute traction engine of a shot.

Toonmam.

Thank God. Means I don't have to sit through any other shit Championship football.

Aye. Really poor. He's out my England team.

Because he runs like a dad in the dads race at a school sports day. The type that would win the race but then fall over after the line. I miss him :-[ Had a good game today, by all accounts. But Wham are shit.

Looked like tramps that had found a load of furry hats in a jumble sale.

What is it about Parker that makes him look like someone pretending to be a footballer?

Your arse?

Sporting now 2-1 down. I've had it. From now on all I do is copy Spence and that's it.

Sporting are fucking it up as well.

What a bunch of cunts.

Pilko, man, fuck off. We were lush.

I'd go Loven/Carroll, simply because I can see Shola having niggles and never getting into his stride for the rest of the season.

I've got Sporting, Real Madrid, Bordeaux and Barcelona to save my bacon.

How'd that work, then? "We're not fucking violent, and if you say we are, I'm gonna thump you."

He's grood like. Not as handsome as Bentley, however.

Aal Spors noo.

Martin O'Neill would've shit himself at that sloppy pass. Huge pressure after that.