Keefaz

Maybe it's symptomatic of this team, but when he first arrived he seemed a bit more willing to get forward (I mean, not in a hell for leather fashion, but supporting in a steady fashion). Against PNE, for example, he put in 3 or 4 absolutely cracking crosses. Now seems scared.

But you've seen him with your own eyes! The fact is Saylor is by far our best right-back and Simpson rates on a par with Geremi. And probably Solano. I think Simpson is solid. And at the very least decent backup for the premiership. Solano and Geremi would get murdered in the premiership at RB. Alright, that was an exaggeration. Actually, I think Simpson has potential, but I fucking hate that word. If we can get him for a decent price, I'm happy. Tbh, though, I think his performances have dipped since he got comfortable here, and that doesn't bode well for me.

But you've seen him with your own eyes! The fact is Saylor is by far our best right-back and Simpson rates on a par with Geremi. And probably Solano.

Howay, Greg, man. Ronaldo's Blackburn-supporting mate knows his football.

How is he underrated? Genuine question like, he's always struck me as nothing more than a bit better than some other right backs. Consistently good. That's it. Don't think there's been a RB in the country who has performed week in week out as well over an extended period. And he's the only England player who's actually turned up for the some tournaments.

Underrated player, imo. Wanker, like.

I'd take him, easy.

Unlucky! I know what you mean though... I honestly don't mind as long as they don't turn out to be a waste of time. We've not exactly had a great record with a lot of well-known players in the past. True enough. I just can't imagine a great player being called Perch.

Internationally, I'm sure the middle finger is more renowned, and is therefore, a more suitable gesture to make towards an Argentinian. I'm sure Gary Neville weighed all this up beforehand.

I don't want to sound like a twat, but can we not sign a player I've actually heard of?

This is it. He should've just won everything and retired.

Are there really rules about giving an opposition player the finger? I mean, they call each other all names under the sun on the pitch, ffs.

The other one is Titus Bramble.

I don't understand the ref here. No player reacts. Not one is claiming it was a goal.

We will win the proper cup, no?

Don't tell me, you've lived with a forest fan for the last few years? He's had more flatmates than John Wayne Gacy.

That sounds like Harewood to me, tbh?

I thought Shola was the best, or something? Or have we decided that was just a banana blip and he's now back to his normal self?

Tbh, I'd love to see City lose against Villa in the final.

Was that not his autobiography testimony?

Heard the Fowler's one's meant to be decent.

Aye, when they had Cristiano Ronaldo. Your signature is puerile, Keefaz. I like it. I'm only keeping it for a few days.

Tbf, Rooney's trying to win this on his own.

Aye, when they had Cristiano Ronaldo.

Lolencia.