Keefaz

When did Shay become the greatest keeper in the land?

Sending off in about 3 minutes?

Not you, man: Guy Mowbray talking like the match was over.

Good defending that.

What is this twat talking about? There's still 30 minutes left.

Nice dive.

Them scarves.

Big Sam's usual positive mentality. Cunt.

Almost seems to glide across the pitch at times.

Wallop! Jesus!

Bellamy's played well again, tbf.

Unlike the tool sat next to him.

Don't worry: Patrick's waiting in the wings. And Flamini supposedly on his way. Christ. They couldn't lend us one, could they?

When you look at how similar Tevez and Rooney are, you've got to wonder what the fuck Ferguson was thinking buying him in the first place.

Think Mancini's fucked up again as per Everton. Entirely defensive midfield: De Jong, Barry. Nee one looking to make positive moves forward.

Man Utd've started well.

He'd have been up his own arse even more than he was when Sven went on that magical run. Congratulations, btw.

I wonder what Dr. Spectrum would've made of the current Citeh side...

That Boyata lad looks like he's shitting himself.

Wahey!

Become a bit if a minor legend in my eyes now.

I hear Barton's the answer or something. Ha ha ha!

Well, that's his level, tbh.

Course he does.

Since when has Phil Cool been playing for us?