Keefaz

Goalie's killed himself.

Can't imagine Motson catching a fish like that. Fair play.

You're assuming he'll ever be onside.

Who is this chick?

I like their little prozone jobby there, though.

Third Eye Blind?

Great shutting out, Kasey. Hell of a job.

Kasey Keller!

You should defend their honour!

How much is a MLS match?

You're mind is playing tricks on you because it's Americans playing football. Probably.

I know its' daft, but the ball seems very light? Looks like you can head it for miles.

First chance didn't look offside at all?

This pitch... you could roll the ball the length of it.

This is classic soccer.

Looks like he's free to wander.

Perfect corner, useless twats.

This pitch is like a snooker table or something.

Watching this, it's like football... but somehow different.

What is up with this Morales guy?

What was the FK for next to the corner flag? My picture is shite.

From Wiki: "The title "Real" (Spanish pronunciation: [reˈal]) is derived from the Spanish language where it is traditionally used by certain Spanish football clubs such as Real Madrid of La Liga. It is translated into English as "royal" and it is taken by teams that make the King of Spain an honorary member of the club." (Real Salt Lake's wiki) Oh, right, so the King of America is an honorary member.

Aye, but why Real Salt Lake? Is it like Real Madrid, except not?

They're really called Real Salt Lake? What's it mean?

Great story, mads.