Keefaz

Fair, tbh. It's like going to Greggs for a steak bake, but they charge you twenty quid and give you a pile of shit wrapped in newspaper.

Tbh, you had quite a punchable team at the time: Carsely, Graveson, Kilbane, Cahill... I'm sure I'm missing some.

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6601/picck.jpg "And when they came out wearing the Noocarsel shirts. Ah, mate, it was absolute... GENIUS."

I remember we were playing Everton a while back and as soon as the teams came out, the woman behind started shouting, "Fuck off! Go on! Fuck off, fucking Carsley, ya fucking prick!" I turned around expecting some kind of chav-monster and it was a normal-looking lass in her 30s. She says, "Sorry, love, but I bloody hate him... I don't even know why."

It's obviously part of an hilarious stunt where they turn up to the wrong stadium or whatever.

Why Harewood?

That's absolutely idiotic.

Stick that up your bollocks, David.

Rubbish pen.

Oh, aye.

Shortest run-up I've ever seen.

You owe me £100 Kaizero.

Williams is dead.

Becks to miss the pen?

The ball bounces so high on this pitch you have to play the ball on the half-volley 50% of the time. It's weird.

Some of the passing is shit.

Yes.

Broke the fucking net.

Beckham's like fucking hopalong.

Galaxy getting humped, tbh.

Aye, seems his major asset is pace.

Beckham looks shagged to me.

Where are there? Seattle?

I want a HavocHeli.