Keefaz

Indeed! Their defence has been penetrated with ease.

Ta-ver-near?

How's it pronounced? It's how I'd say it.

What a prospect: a bunch of young boys trying desperately to protect the virginal sanctity of their goalmouth.

Being slightly face-bummed here.

Russet.

read dave's notice ffs, no online coverage He's in Birmingham but he has a really, really long aerial.

By the time we've learned how to spell his name, Khizanishvili will have left the club.

Just hope they don't get walloped. What team do Peterborough have out? First teamers or what?

No Barton, then.

My dad saw Billy Idol in Windows.

Done many deals of this kind then, have you? Christ, no wonder it's a shambles. No one said Yorkie's in charge of transfers.

Premiership. We stay another season down here and we're fucked.

yeah,like bolton are the only team to put out weakened teams in ths comp. New Arsenal tbh. and are arsenal the only other team to do it ? You're saying we're the new Man Utd?

Bwahahaha!

Jesus, do you know how hard it is not to laugh when everyone else is in bed at 3.30am?? Yet again, this thing is hilarious. Awesome.

Becasue I collect them

Aye, I'd have Barton on tonight in his preferred position and see if he's still capable of playing football to any fucking reasonable level. Give the kids a run out and let's see what this squad is actually like.

Couldn't give a chuff, tbh.

He looks pleased to have joined, at least.

Agree, but the man should have scored three times the number he did And you have to ask if it was Shearer and Souness, why does he keep moving on, or BEING moved on, every couple of seasons if it isn't his fault ? Of course it's his fault: he's a total prick. However, he's one of a few footballers who I think has improved almost every season.

Barton == Bowyer, tbh.

Nothing new, tbh. They were only getting a few thousand more than that when they played Man Utd.

"They've put a man on the MOOOOOOOOOOOON?" I'd love to hear him say this.

'going all THE WAAAAAAYEEEE'