Keefaz

Did a clever backheel, which in Motson terms is like putting a man on the fucking moon.

I like the look of Hines. Wonder if we can get him on loan...

Wahey! Third-person magic by Mick McCarthy.

Fulham's fucking defence.

Could have something to do with SJP holding about 10, 000 more than Stamford Bridge. Stamford Bridge wasn't full. They had 41 out of 42 thousand or something like that. Report I read initially said attendance was 36k.

Could have something to do with SJP holding about 10, 000 more than Stamford Bridge. Huh? They could've had a capacity of one million and not beaten us, because their fans didn't turn up. Edit: have seen conflicting reports of the attendance, now.

Defenders with their hands up instead of attacking the ball or tracking a man. This should go in the Pet Hates thread.

MOTD2 doesn't seem to agree like. Time was added on because a spectator got on the pitch, non?

What is Bassong's injury?

Motson sounds more like Alan Partridge by the day.

King: what is this man made of?

Bobby Davro?

The phrase or something like it, I believe, is also used in The Hold Steady's song Same Kooks. I've little idea what it means in that context, either, tbh. I think it might be rude.

He's a bellend, but I think he's a great player, tbh.

Carroll badly caught offside a few times. Use your head, thick lad.

Especially considering some of the shit we've served up.

why? It's just a bog standard Irish name. I hope all the Barton apologists have learned something today. I like bog standard Irish names, then.

Killian Sheridon? Good name.

Good subs by Hughton. Would never have expected him to do that.

Sounds like we've been absolutely dogshit. Barton off. Thank fuck. Bold sub.

Sounds like Cardiff Syndrome all over again.

Wonder whether Smith might even be able to score?! Don't be ridiculous.

Close again from t'corner. Keep it together, keep the pressure on and we can thump these 5-0.

Go close again. Plymouth sound shite to fuck.

Maybe it's 4-3-3.