Keefaz

I'm sure you can find the tapes for cheaper than that. You say that...

Read the first line of the first post. Why don't you read it for us?

He's foreign.

Where do you play golf? On Dune?

Talking some total shite on the radio now. Who gives a fuck about dressing rooms?

Has Krul made a single save so far? Think he saved from a Newcastle defender at one point? Was hard to tell.

They're a football club based in North London full of foreigners who've won nowt for ages.

Well, our naive, young lads have been given a good seeing to by the big, burly men of Peterborough.

Honestly, we've barely kept the ball for longer than a few seconds.

Was talking about Posh player, I think.

We've barely had the ball, tbh. Can't keep hold of it for more than 10 seconds.

Anyone give me odds on John Anderson swearing during his commentary this evening? Sounds like he's going to explode.

Like the last cup game when we lost Shola and Jonas? f*** that! Well he should of stated that before the tickets went on sale that he was going to play a reserve team I know for a fact that the fans are not happy down there as my brother who is at the game has just text me Doesn't fucking matter. They should get behind the kids on the pitch even moreso than they would senior players. All fans can understand Hughton's reasoning.

Orange inj.

Aye, you're right: Hughton should make his team selection purely to appease a few hundred travelling fans.

I'm glad we're not playing them tonight. Would be humiliating.

There names sound good. Especially if you pronounce them in a French accent.

Krul handles the ball outside the box.

Also, Krul for the first team.

I don't mind us losing, but don't fancy seeing the lads getting a total Gary Glittering.

Pathetic how he seems to hate some of our players. Can't stand the man. When he gets angry he becomes totally incomprehensible. 'Day light dat londiagonal, don't dey?'

2-0. Shitcakes.

My impression is that most matches in Holland end about 5-4 or something.

Guthrie's class will show. Just need to settle.

Ando's getting riled.