Keefaz

He seems to have transformed into a black Julius Caesar.

Aye, looked totally fucked during most the second half to me. Should've come off, tbh.

Bwahaha! The expressions!

For our best passer, Barton hardly found a team-mate all bloody match. A few went astray, but he's still our best passer. Sometimes the execution was poor, but sometimes I felt the receiver failed to anticipate. They were flat-footed instead of running into space. and their wasnt much exactly to aim at. also i do feel his reputation precedes him, alan smith did a hell of a lot worse than him before getting booked than barton did. All our players were wasteful in possession, but I've rarely seen a player's misdirect/misweight so many passes as Barton managed today.

Is this when Les Ferdinand kicked a meteorite?

Or play underwater.

Hansen: get your medals on the table.

For our best passer, Barton hardly found a team-mate all bloody match.

Honestly don't think we've played well so far this season, which shows how poor the rest of this league is. It'd be nice to really spank a team, though.

Good work.

Thought Colocinni was quite good, Barton was fucking awful, and in general our passing was atrocious. But we won!

I even included a genuine-looking grammatical error, just for authenticity.

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4428/crouch.jpg

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/9836/keanob.jpg Fuck me, I spent far too long on this. Highly topical, too.

Skirge is a legend.

Barnes to get the boot, then? Perhaps he and Roy Keane can form some kind of super-team.

Lizzie Greenwood-Hughes is an anagram of ghoul-sized wheeze groin.

Aye, me too.

Hull defence. Christ.

Burnley defence. Christ.

What a fucking ball from Pedersen.

'What a celebration'? Was hardly Lua Lua in his prime, like.

Nearly got them a point tbf. They play to their strengths and won't roll over for anyone. I think they'll do ok this season, especially at home. Oh, aye, but just makes me think about struggling in the PL...

Stoke with 11 men behind the ball for most the match.

How much is Drogba worth?