Keefaz

Christ, don't you start.

You probably had it yesterday, because time seems to be measured differently where you live.

Genuinely, I'd like to see Sol Campbell and Usain Bolt in a race.

Are you mental?

This is the maddest thing I've ever seen.

Different players, really, 2J. It was an old forum joke about HTT saying that Ashton was better than Torres. Aye, but HTT was in love with Ashton, I think.

Different players, really, 2J.

I bet he is, though.

Its a crying shame if that happens. Very good player. Aye, great player, imo, but awful injury problems.

This. Awful thread.

Didn't even read the title, tbh.

Walk in the park, like every match in this daft league.

No! Not coaching staff at NUFC will EVER get credit. Who do you think we are?

Think it's cos' Shola had to work really hard today just to NOT score.

First it's Saylor leaving, now it's Hughton. Think people read too much into these things. Maybe it's just been so long since the players or staff have looked happy.

Should've gone for all 5 points today. Rubbish.

FT. Well done, lads.

Second half sounds so bad.

Aye... but so far we haven't really had to get out of second gear.

We've done nowt this second half, it seems. Just said, "Alright, Palace, try to score".

Oh, fuck.

Palace are 'snowing bodies in the penalty area' whatever that means.

Pele's effort droops limply over the bar.

Don't worry, Palace are shite.

Alan Lee's gone psycho.