Keefaz

He still needs to do a lot to win me over, tbh. So far he's been nothing but a disruptive influence, imo. Good player, but has yet to really show what he's capable of and, obviously, his less savoury extra-curricular activities need to be sorted permanently.

Good good. Looked bad when he came off.

5-0: Shola to score them all.

Would be a massive blow to us if it was serious :/ If he's gonna play on the wing, he might as well stay injured. Was fucking gash out there today. Put in a beautiful cross, though, tbf.

Ashley: "If Shola scores a hat-trick, you can have the club for fifty quid."

Well, I enjoyed the match against West Brom, and I FUCKING enjoyed this one.

As soon as Shola scored, he came to life. Chased everything and deserved his hat-trick in the end. Well done, lad.

FT. M I N T

Enrique with a hilarious run down the wing. Awesome.

Metatarsalled, for sure. (My opinion)

Thirty-six thousand, nine hundred and forty-four, the attendance.

It looks like high twenties. Nothing official though. 36,944.

Xisco... he looks kinda OK, but something... shitty about him.

Would prefer it if we didn't piss about so much around our own penalty area, like.

Xisco looks gash.

Nice pass, Enrique. Right foot like a dead squirrel.

Hmm... might be something nasty. Looked quite gutted when he came off.

Barton off. Looks pissed off.

Geremi >< Smith

Now Xisco's hat-trick.

Shola gets a hero's reception!

Reading are on the ropes, man. They've been face-bummed off the pitch second half.

Decent pen, too.

FUCKING BRILLIANT!

PEN!