Keefaz

A good manager is influenced by nobody. Tbh, I thought his performance was all over the shop. I hope to God I haven't been brainwashed by Mark Lawrenson.

No one would go, that's why I can't imagine he'd have one.

like "madras shags anna friel" ? I'm trying to think of a real-life example, but nothing really comes to mind. Anyway, I'm sure it happens all the time. The ears of the universe controller are always listening.

Maybe this'll be one of those stories that someone just made up, but then it all comes true...

Like he's allowed to play for us still http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/1871/1161355771.jpg 'Read the small print in your cone-tract.'

£6m's a joke, tbh, unless there's clauses.

FWIW, I think that our memory of SBR is something we should all cherish at this time. He was a great example of everything good about football in general, and everything good that Newcastle was and can be again.

WHY DO YOU HATE SIR BOB? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMAS?!

Wahey!

If you really must... Was born in County Durham?

Reports says a load of Newcastle hoolies were just around the corner, so imagine the ruck there would've been if the police hadn't been there.

Aye. Obviously didn't really think that one through.

Funny, I was watching yesterday to see Shola's movement off the ball when Jonas had it. Unbelievable. Hilarious. Depressing.

Fair enough. He's obviously the second coming. Stick him in. you're trying to be clever and witty aren't you? trying to be a cut above the rest? i know your game. No, I'm trying to inject some fucking realism into this argument. I'm quite willing to give the lad a go, tbh, but I wonder about people's expectations and what their reactions would be if he didn't work out.

Fair enough. He's obviously the second coming. Stick him in.

Really? harper is wank and vastly overrated And what can you tell me about Krul aside from what I know already after having seen him for all 140 mins of first-team football he's played?

Boooooooooooooring.

Really?

Honestly, what an absolute load of tripe. How's that a load of tripe like? What exactly do you think 'commanding the box' entails? Coming for absolutely everything even if you have no chance of getting it?

Too early to tell anything, tbh.

O'Leary. I had a nightmare about this six or seven years ago and now it's coming true.

Ultimately, it was the first match and first matches mean nowt, tbh. I did enjoy it, though.

Mental. The lad's played 90 minutes of first team football and now he's ready to take over the number 1 spot. On the basis of what, exactly? I've seen League 2 keepers play out of their skins, make wondersaves in one-off games. You get a fucking grip.

Get rid. Has never done anything of note for us and remains a total cunt.

Pathetic, tbh.