Keefaz

COLOCCINI YOU COCK-END! Just put it out!

MORE good play by Shola!! WTF?!

Seriously, if every match is like this I'll have a heart attack by Christmas.

Alright, let's not go too far. He's had two decent touches in the entire match.

Christ. This match is gonna kill me.

Shola did well, tbf.

GETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT INNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Great save and then a load of shit.

Great save.

SHOLA! FUCK OFF!

Oh, fuck. Krul on.

I see you've forgotten Nolan is on the pitch, too? Who?

Good in places, but some fucking awful performances from the likes of Coloccini, Raylor, and Enrique.

Players waving hands at each other now. Oh, good.

Honestly, looks bad on the pitch. Players look dead.

Oh, god. Players look ilke they're gonna walk off or something.

Graet Shola's killed Harper.

Really enjoying this! FOOTBALL!!

Carroll's been great, but he'll never keep this up.

How can a top pro full-back not be able to cross a ball?

Great spell this from us.

Think Carrol's been our best player so far, really.

Shola's killer instincts.

Get Taylor off. Shite.

Think Carrol will win everything in the air.