Keefaz

Lanky, while you're here: explain the offside rule.

Haha. Not exactly a Laurent Robert special.

I also have the Turks to win.

Tuncay, go home.

As others have said that is wrong, but the situation almost never arises.

Big Phil to Chelsea? Hmmm...

Stop talking about Turan!

Actually not a bad game at the minute.

It wasn't lazy, just shorthand for saying the player who the ball's being passed to wasn't in front of the ball.

M4tt et al are right. Let's not start drawing diagrams, ffs.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know the fucking offisde rule.

That's irrelevant to offside Anyway was level. Piss off.

Be good to get the players off and see if they can fix the pitch a little.

Last two defenders regardless of who they are.

Trying to dribble.

Can't blame him. I'd tackle him if I saw him walking down the street.

I'm tempted to turn it off, but the pitch is causing some hilarity.

Ball wasn't played forward, was it?

Aye, should've had a second yellow for being shit.

The ball nearly didn't reach Yakin.

Wait for Turan to get struck by lightning.

Still another hour to play in this rain... Hmmm....

Ha. Look how much the ball's holding up.

Well, if this game wasn't going to be shit, it's guaranteed to be now it's pissing it down.

Looks a decent player.