Keefaz

That's it. It was a cross between his cheeky chip and a fucking abysmal regular pen. The result was a fucking abysmal chippy pen.

Aye, then we'll hear Jenas saying how he scores them all the time in training.

A lot of fucking Burberry in the home fans, like.

Chim-gonna, more like.

Aye, very good.

I bet SBR has kicked his TV in.

Jenas tried his shit chippy pen! WHAT A WANKER!

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

JJ to win the game?

Think Spurs might have been a bit lucky here. Gomez has got close to two.

Good pen, Huddlestone.

O'Hara: Ridiculous pen.

Ha! What a pen!

Everton are down to pens too?

What's the chances of Jenas doing his chippy pen?

Brilliant save.

Derby were 25-1 to win. Longest odds ever, apparently.

And that's when you stopped being a Leeds fan?

We could probably use that. Hypnotise the players into thinking they're the Arsenal equivalents.

Funny, I was thinking exactly the same thing the other day. Nick Hornby said it as well, like, his life was going down the shitter until Arsenal won the league then his life started to mirror the performance of his club. For my sanity, I might have to start supporting Man Utd.

Oh. That's not funny, really.

Tbf, if they were all fit and in a team creating chances, they'd be a very good set of strikers.

Yep. I'm still shocked by how quickly he faded once leaving us. Was one of my favourite players during SBR's time. I loved him as well. He was quality in this game: As he got kicked, and punished for his opponent diving he just stood there with a look of bemusement on his face, and carried on. Class. He seemed to get kicked over the pitch most games, tbh! Must be something about him.

Conceicao: utter cunt.