Keefaz

Fuck.

I'm injecting crack into my spine.

We should've stuck one man on Gerrard. Fuck knows how he's getting this much space.

Oba giving it a crack at least.

Thank fuck.

Duff >< Martins

Throw in the fucking towel.

Oh, God, we're getting killed.

Third goal was so simple.

Toons fans heading to the pub.

3-0

Fucking muppets! I give up, No really! At last, some good news.

Butt has barely had a decent away match in his entire Newcastle career.

Howay, all we had to do was keep it tight for 3 minutes and we go in at 0-0. and you think that flukey goal was because of poor defending? Does that make it any less disappointing?

Howay, all we had to do was keep it tight for 3 minutes and we go in at 0-0.

Great ball from Gerrard's left peg for their second.

Fucking balls.

2-0

Worst goal of all time.

Milner >< Geremi

Nicky Butt like Rivaldo!

Just not quite clicking here, for either team, in fact.

Milner's destroyed.

Be nice if we could keep the ball, like.

We're almos coping here. If we can keep it up for a bit..