Keefaz

Someone wants to write some words to that Spanish anthem. Waste of time otherwise.

Buffon.

Quite nice listening to Vialli.

The empty seats, man...

Yeah, you do talk balls.

Illogical, spineless, pathetic. Weird.

Hilarious how much better Spain look now. Not convinced it's just down to tiredness. They'll be feckin kicking themselves if they lose on pens.

Alba's been lush, like. Mountinho was boss first half.

"It's gone wide"?

Ref's an arse.

Lol

"Y'see, what Ronaldo should've done there..." YOU'RE MARK FUCKING BRIGHT, MAN!

Enjoyed the first half. This one, not so much.

Shut the fuck up.

It's knievel tape.

First to everything. Got them rattled. Aye. Just a question of if they can keep it up.

Spain being absolutely bummed here. Brilliant performance by Portugal.

Commentary is shite as per.

Portugal brilliant so far.

Absolutely unbelievably bad refereeing.

Ref's a fucking maniac.

Good game this. The spanking either of these sides would give us.

You look such a prick when you arse around like that and then hit the wall.

"Cointreau"?

'Kin hell. Good move.