Keefaz

No no no

6 mins

I'm dying here

Two good chances there

My name's Jackie Milburn, and I always start the day with a cool pint of Carabao beer.

I bet Jackie Millburn would be thinking 'What the fuck is Carabao?'

These lot look beat to me

Piss

What the absolute fuck is going on

Christ, this is gonna be a hard watch

Just call it now

Shit the bed

Fuck it. Do another.

My heart

Burn trying to head them in from forty yards

Yeah, find your seats, you fucking fools

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Another one straight after half-time, plz. Gonna be giving excruciating watching this now. Oh god, the hope.

Fucking lovely, boys

Bit wasteful

Maybe that's the surprising bit.

Surprisingly good game this for a final

Fuck that was close

Luis Diaz can fuck off, the gargoyle

Good good. Don't mind playing longish as long as we're getting the second ball.