Keefaz

Nuts.

Loffle.

Lovely pen.

I reckon knacky knees: 2 months.

Moses has overplayed a bit at times.

Nice corner.

Brilliant pass.

Only funny thing in this thread.

These puns have gone on too long: when writing jokes, being curt is good, y'know.

Aye, probably.

Poor sod.

Looked feckin sore that, like.

Steele's a maniac.

THAT'S RACIST!

Bright, just shut up, son. Absolute tit.

Fucking keeper.

Gotta match tomoz against Monaco. Been donkey's years since I've taken on a French side. Purely psyched.

I'd like someone make the clip and get LBW to do commentary for it.

There isn't a fee - he is out of contract. Strange one, Carlos. He was reallly popular with the fans (hence the shenanigans at his last game for us), but over five years, no Villa manager played him consistently at centre half. MON stuck him at RB for massive periods of time. He's decent defensively, but terrible coming forward. He's also the only Spanish person on the planet with no ball control. His first touch is like watching a puppy try to pick up a balloon. Top bloke, though, always gives 100 percent. Always looked a good CB to me, tbf.

http://www.mountainalarm.com/images/FireWindow.jpg They signed Messi!? Ribery, surely.

That Ronaldo lad looked canny handy as well, like.

Andy Cole chip at Oldham, I think.

Aye.

If somebody can remember this I'll stick it in. Sounds good and we need some Ferdinand representation. If it wasn't Ferencvaros, it was Halmsteds(?), I think.

Someone will remember, but it's a Sir Les goal in the Uefa Cup. The ball's played into him on the far right edge of the box and he turns and half-volleys it, kabosh, in one sweet movement.