Keefaz

Cron's been lush, like.

Canny.

Should've been sewn up.

There must be a better way to get the Dutch side performing than this setup.

Did the ref just punch him there?

The fucking mouth on this cunt.

Christ. That went quickly.

Holland are fucking shite.

Never knew you were on holiday, mate?

Must be awful being a fan. You've no idea who might go through and it can be taken out your hands at any moment.

Portugal should have scored, surely.

Not shit.

Fight fight fight fight.

Just in from a gig. Ain't seen nothing. But surely, Greece are now favourites to go on and win the competition now? Neesy? Neesy?!

Welbeck's undropable, imo. Carroll will have to fuck off unless Rooney fancies playing Young's role.

Don't think Young's done anything to deserve a place, tbh.

Knew that'd turn to shite once Parker got involved.

Phenomenal work by Walcott in the build-up.

Brilliant finish.

He spends most of the game on the feckin ground.

Glen Johnson: best defender.

Nice.

Good save.

Ah, Jesus, man.

Shite goal to concede.