Keefaz

He did three roly-polies

Titus Bramble

Not sure I'd have Dembele on set pieces

Especially when you've got a bet on him scoring

Genuinely don't understand how someone that age can be this good

Sweet little sixteen

Was never a handball anyway

Think it's just Germans in the ground

How'd he miss there

Take down these papist fucks

Well disappointed by this result.

You'd have thought the Dutch would have been able to control the game a bit better and play it out.

Great block

Turkey so unlucky, really

It'd be a hilarious match. There'd be nothing cagey about it.

Nah. Let's have a proper game. The Netherlands would be boring af

What a ball

I mean, might be that Turkey can't even field a team given their discipline

Think England v Turkey would actually be an entertaining game.

Brilliant pens. Turns out that you can practice them.

Fuck this. Going to do the dishes.

Absolutely hanging on here

What is Eze fucking doing?

Saka lush

Heard he wedgied Southgate when he first turned up to training