Bad Mongo

Good save.

They're going to get 10 minutes injury time if they don't score.

Close. No, actually it wasn't.

Fuck off, Loven.

Bring on the injuries!

WHAT THE FUCK just happened?!

Chelsea aren't THAT good.

 

Tiote <-> Vuckic

Ben Arfa <-> Gutierrez

Carroll <-> Ameobi

 

And we'd probably have given them a decent run.

 

Would probably take Ranger off for Ben Arfa.

 

Fuck sake

Now do the same for Shola. You know he's a confidence player, he'll get a hat trick.

Follo 3 - 2 Rosenborg

That's a cup game. Follo are at the bottom of the second division.

I think neither Jonas nor Løvenkrands has any sort of leadership abilities, whereas Nolan has been chosen as club captain for some reason.

Watching Manure give away an easy victory through amateur defending is almost as fun as watching how shit Liverpool have become.

Will score a pearler today. Nailed on.

Quoted for truth.

Tromsø 0 - 2 Brann (Diego Guastavino)

Tromsø 0 - 1 Brann (Eirik Bakke).

No reason why we can't be finishing higher  than this lot 2 years down the line.

I can think of two: Mike Ashley and Derek Llambias.

Hopefully he'll swap John Carew for the black Milan Baroš.

I agree with matta. What Solbakken did with Ham-Kam was a greater achievement than what Drillo has done with Norway. He got them into the top division, kept them up, and even made them play some sort of football. When you realise what a shit team they are, how bad their supporters are, and how incredibly shit their ground is, then you realise that Ståle Solbakken must be able to walk on water while turning into wine in the process. Even when you consider how bad the Norwegian top division is, Ham-Kam playing there is almost like competing in Formula-1 with a first generation Moskvitch.

Lets all laugh at Scotland.

Yes, on the condition that it's still better than Sunderland. So I voted no.

Astonished that Spurs have been so quiet in the market this summer. Of all transfer windows we've had this is the one where I thought Spurs would have a real go for it and bring in some real quality but it's passed them by. This season they could offer players the London lifestyle AND Champions League but they're arguably no better than this time last year.

 

Poor show tbh. 

Yeah, usually they start off with buying someone young, foreign and exciting, and then sell their best players at the end of the transfer window.

Van Wolfswinkel's agent claims he has heard nothing from NUFC.

That was probably just our initial offer. They're supposed to haggle.

They have a chance if the club continues to progress the next few seasons. I don't particularly care that the club is being run by two absolutely despicable cretins, I care about which direction it's heading.

300 pages. Acceptable or not?

Bump.

The other José Enrique thread was named Joke Enrique for a long time, as there were quite a few people on here who thought his passing was dreadful. And statistics proved them right. But he was also among the players who attempted most passes, meaning he actually made himself available (you can't pass if you never receive the ball) -- or that the others didn't. And of course his passing would be shit if there was no one to pass to.

The cross, the run and the finish for that last goal. Really fantastic.