Sima

We're going to have a right load of handsome f*ckers in the midfield next season tbh

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=601528

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=601675 An attendance thread already And the 11th thread about the Derby today.

There's been about 10 threads over there already for the Derby tbh It really is the main event in their lives I'd love to see Shola or anyone for that manner score a last minute winner against them and reveal this image on his t-shirt http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/096/044/original/trollface.jpg?1296494117

So we've already offloaded our most influential midfielder and now looking to offload our best striker? With our best defender seeking a move as well? Peachy.

If there is an exodus, Barton is leading it. Why mention Jonas in his tweet? I don't buy for a second Nolan will be gutted to leave, I reckon he was sounded out that West Ham were offering him a 5 year deal and with the advantage of knowing how low the current board's stock is with the fanbase he was in a no-lose situation. Him and Barton are playing the martyr card superbly.

He was hopeless for them last season. Talented player who will get better. Well, he was hopeless and just about most mackems are glad to see the back of him. Not suited to the premiership as well. wat I think he means the other black one. They all look the same tbh

How many Champions League medals have they got? That's obviously the crucial factor tbh

No. £3m is peanuts. I'd possibly take £5m though.

themichaelowen michael owen Chinese, Indian or Pizza tonight? I'm siding with Indian. Anyone have any recommendations? I always get the same dish and fancy a change. Boring prick.

Just randomly searched for Iniesta's goal Vs Chelsea in 2009 Still absolutely hilarious tbh

Redknapp noting that Barcelona are a short side then trying to spin this in Man U's favour. Halfway through his point he realises they aren't the biggest either so reverts to saying they're good in the air.

Boutique football brand with Neil Warnock in charge

Dock the mackems a point tbh

Beckham tackling the pre-pubescent pitch invader

Phil Neville Would have been pretty epic for him to score there just to see Gary's reaction.

Does anyone want to pop over and mention we won the league that year? Doesn't matter apparently because the 9-1 will be remembered more. In direct contradiction to their patter now.

Does it say "Sad Geordies Bastards"?

It's basically one of their "daft mag at work" stories in visual form

I'm proper pissed off by this. Absolute disgrace.

What a load of shit. Ultimately it's still a good season but typical Newcastle kicking you in the balls when you are comfortable.

Booed off.

Mackems Top Dergs.

Jesus.