Sima

Terry trying to insinuate that Chicarito stooped down onto Zhirkov's boot He'd be correct if Chicarito hadn't jumped for the header tbh What a cock.

Yes Jamie, it was Madrid's fault Crouch is a douchebag.

I'd wish this kind of night on every team but Newcastle Jamie

You've got to feel for the Spurs fans now like

Talking about wanking off Ronaldo now Creep.

Redknapp 'triffic

Wilkins in tears.

Oh fuck off Wilkins, Spurs haven't been out of their own half

Tottenham deserve an away goal apparently.

Carvalho

2 more please.

What a strike

He has to be taking the piss now It's like he's got tourettes.

"Some anxious faces on that Spurs bench" Genuinely can't decipher Redknapp's mood from his face so I'll take your word for it.

http://primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/rickybutcher.jpg Good tackle Ricky.

Ray trying to sneak a plural in there.

About time Another 3 please.

"Well Done"

"That was closer than it looked" Ray?

"Closer than what it looked" Ray it hit the side netting ffs

Madrid trying to walk it in.

"Gareth" infinitely more annoying than "Stevie G" tbh

Madrid fans in the background at Crouch's sending off

"Referee is top drawer" Apart from you saying that there should have been a penalty Ray?