Sima

Just randomly searched for Iniesta's goal Vs Chelsea in 2009 Still absolutely hilarious tbh

Redknapp noting that Barcelona are a short side then trying to spin this in Man U's favour. Halfway through his point he realises they aren't the biggest either so reverts to saying they're good in the air.

Boutique football brand with Neil Warnock in charge

Dock the mackems a point tbh

Beckham tackling the pre-pubescent pitch invader

Phil Neville Would have been pretty epic for him to score there just to see Gary's reaction.

Does anyone want to pop over and mention we won the league that year? Doesn't matter apparently because the 9-1 will be remembered more. In direct contradiction to their patter now.

Does it say "Sad Geordies Bastards"?

It's basically one of their "daft mag at work" stories in visual form

I'm proper pissed off by this. Absolute disgrace.

What a load of shit. Ultimately it's still a good season but typical Newcastle kicking you in the balls when you are comfortable.

Booed off.

Mackems Top Dergs.

Jesus.

What a ball by Enrique.

Are our players wearing slippers?

I think Piers Morgan will definitely know who it is.

I see piers Morgan has randomly asked someone to get a better lawyer. That's it confirmed if there were any lingering doubts.

Motson so uninterested.

I want a replay of Sammy's appearance from at least 3 angles or I'm writing into Points of View.

Shola played the Tiote role epically in the last 20 minutes tbh

Roman looks like he has just climbed out of a skip.

Comedy goal. Guiterrez adamant

Terry.Scum.