Sima

How does the seat allocation/safe standing ratio work in Germany? Do you need 1:1 so everyone can sit down or are they more flexible?

Wilshere got a club yet?

Nagelsmann has just fallen into their lap. They’d have been daft not to act now.

Apart from Craftywank.

From the cunt who happily drown every asylum seeker crossing the channel he can fuck off with human rights.

Napoli fan on Twitter has doxxed him. He's fucked.

Picture of him with Yaxley-Lennon further down that thread. Be a shame if the edgelord got a hiding.

Reading further on that thread they seriously think their ground is better than ours and the only reason we'll get Euro 2028 is due to transport links and hotels.

Scrapyards and back lanes describes pretty much every area of Sunderland tbh. If anything, their surroundings are "identikit" to anywhere else in that backward shithole.

Benteke still there? Bet he's buzzing.

Mustn’t have been cold that day.

McTominay is no better than Longstaff. Absolutely no logic in this signing.

Missed this rumour. Davies? As in Alphonso Davies? Absolutely no chance if so.

Imagine that horrible clogger O’Nien occupying the same space as Bruno? He’d be out to kick him at every opportunity.

I am aghast that the Manchester clubs were kept apart.

This match is so dull Jonathan Pearce has started to talk about seagulls.

Brighton miss more chances than us.

Sanchez looked to be outside of his box for that incident earlier.

Yeah, fuck off.

Never a penalty.

Is this the Mad Mistake commentating on their stream?

Skewel

37K today again, is it? Fucking jokers.

Mad that we can go above these with a win.