Sima

Makes perfect sense for Rigg. He's comfortable there, he'll get plenty of opportunities and they play a decent brand of football.

Luque.

I think it was raised somewhere on here that it serves a purpose as a terminus and allows trains to change tracks. Not sure whether Manors has the same facility or not and could be used as a substitute?

Of course their attendances are low-balled. Dont believe the evidence of your eyes though that it could ever be the other way around…

Is it not possible to completely excavate/rebuild the metro station into new foundations? Would cost a fortune like.

And watching his favourite DVD- The Best of Womanchester United.

Funniest part was when that weird cunt Zig81 thought I was a bloke called Keith. He was weirdly obsessed with asking where where my missus worked as well.

Even though it was a short burst and he wasn’t the same player for us after that LC game against Arsenal, Ginola for me like.

Personally I’d rather wait a window or two and get someone to replace Schar in the first XI.

That was because of Lille's accountancy period iirc.

Nee way I'm going to be sweating over this all weekend.

That's not a real accent. Bet he's called Derek and works in Sambuca.

Copium

Chiesa has basically been my dream semi-realistic signing since we were taken over from what I saw in the Euros. You couldn’t peel me off the ceiling if we signed him.

Might as well go and get Chiesa to help him settle.

It's the roaster that always wears the turtle necks that I can't bear.

I believe that Milan were formed on the basis of some Sunderland fans wearing their red and white kits down the coal mines and then donating them to the locals. Hence the red and black stripes, marra. This is not the story officially, of course, but three erstwhile Sunderland historians know the real story.

Did they do their usual thing where if they are stuck for options they either ask "why are you here anyway?" or go crying to the mods asking for you to be banned?

If we’re going to do the snide loan thing, Bernardo Silva is the player to do it with.

I think 11 will be available for Gordon to take by the time the numbers are confirmed.

How reliable are Mediaset? Can I run the bath?

Decent back-up to Longstaff. I’ll take him.

“Wallsend Mag and his last stand on Hendrick Hill”

Can’t think of the Community Shield now without thinking of Griezmann being absolutely buzzing at winning it with us a few times on his Football Manager save.