Sima

I am aghast that the Manchester clubs were kept apart.

This match is so dull Jonathan Pearce has started to talk about seagulls.

Brighton miss more chances than us.

Sanchez looked to be outside of his box for that incident earlier.

Yeah, fuck off.

Never a penalty.

Is this the Mad Mistake commentating on their stream?

Skewel

37K today again, is it? Fucking jokers.

Mad that we can go above these with a win.

A good few said they’d rather have James McLean than Gareth Bale. Martin Waghorn better than Bojan too. Someone on there tried to claim Nobby was overhyped and bang average last night.

A few have said he is shite. Embarrassing stuff.

Have you seen the state of our away dressing room?

Sounds like Chris Foy wants Peter Walton’s gig.

Carragher clamming for a pen.

Any reason why we never attack the near post? Feels like so many crosses are cleared easily because forwards are on their heels at the back post.

Going to be laughs when they get an injury time winner.

Fucking hell. Our finishing.

Ahaha. That’s amazing. The ball was deflected to Longstaff.

If it’s Longstaff it came off their player.

Fuck off. What for?

Class header. Isak is unreal.

When can we scrap the tall Dummett experiment?

Fucking fell over. Peak NUFC.