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Savage is one of those awful cunts who demands to be the centre of attention at every opportunity. Would be telling you to hold the two cherries in the boozer. The cunt.

“So has Declan Rice.” He’s been absolutely shite.

State of Savage.

Should have brought back the Cup Winner’s Cup instead of this shitshow.

Sit down Robbie.

What was it about his banter Tuxedos with The Chancellor told you he didn't want to be here? Most of that boils down to man management. Can't imagine McClaren being as personable as Howe.

Replace it with a park at the Gallowgate to about the halfway line and a fan park closer to the new ground. Should keep the residents of Leazes Terrace happy.

Thauvin had obvious talent. Would have been better being managed by Eddie rather than an absolute roaster like McClaren.

Said it before that Leazes Park is the only space I would accommodate moving to out of all suggested so far. Outside of the obvious moving Leazes Terrace to Beamish brick-by-brick, of course.

DJ Otzi at 1000 decibels.

Ah, those seats where the restaurant is? Saw Le Tissier in there for the Southampton semi, don't think he caught me aiming an injection mime at him.

Christ. Not a good look. Going to kill the atmosphere if there's a middle section in The Gallowgate full of corporate shitmunchers.

"Own Golf? I'm afraid that's impossible, sir." "I beg to differ, PIF achieved that feat no more than an hour ago"

£7K? Surely not. ?

Can't wait to see Benzema at the front of the dressing room photos like.

I still remember them selling David Luiz to PSG for £50m.

Red.

Fastest final goal ever.

Wow.

Class. NO Book Club.

Hilarious how I still get under their skin like

Has the bore hole been upgraded?

Don’t agree with ripping off a mackem chant like.