Sima

Chuffed for Kalvin Phillips. He’s grafted his arse off to get the chance to get a winners medal.

Man City borrowed our enjoy the game cunt?

I remember Michael O’Neill scoring a hat trick against them when we beat them 4-0. But christ, that plastic pitch.

Should give out the old Rumbelows Cup Trophy to the winners.

Steve McManaman is such an odious cunt.

Joleon Lescott achieving the incredible feat of being more worthless than Peter Walton.

Fuck was that music?

Methven on the decks?

Wow.

I feel like a cunt if I pull my phone out mid-match to take a photo for my phone wallpaper.

Cortouis

Conveniently enough Brentford only have to play two of the darling top 6.

Shit, that Bayern shirt.

That famous "Last Chance Salewn"

Weren’t they linked with some forrin a couple of weeks back?

Tense latter stages of games and them turning to shit have went on way longer than Ashley.

Stewart will stay I reckon but who knows what he’ll be like post injury.

Hope they have a second season like Barnsley did a few years back.

You useless cunt.

Never a FK.

Handball? Fucker grabbed hold of it.

Adebayo has been Sunderland’s best defender.

Mackems playing without a forward. Maybe they are Barcelona?