Sima

Nowt more certain that we weren’t going to go 2-0 up.

No surprise the no-hopers such as Longstaff and Lascelles have fucked us over here.

State of Longstaff.

Immediately in trouble after two passes.

Just fuck off Longstaff. Please.

Handball?

Why stretch for that? Only one thing is going to happen.

Dubravka. What is he doing?

Almiron - “Fuck off”

Pathetic.

Cook pancakes. Haven’t you seen the videos?

Why isn’t Longstaff running at goal and shooting from that position?

Get up you soft cunt.

How shit are referees without VAR to hide behind?

Hanging on ffs

Schar trying to replicate Milan (H)

Trippier We throwing the game?

Good job we took two of our possible penalty takers off.

What is Lascelles doing?

This ref.

Thank fuck.

Gordon now terrible at one on ones after the one the other week.

It’s shocking man. Those subs would be made regardless of what was happening in the match. Howe playing in real life FM holiday mode.

Longstaff immune.

Isak and Willock off