Sima

Abysmal from Gordon. Just zero fight.

Get Gordon off man.

Undone by a ball over the top

Guehi

OG. Incredible.

Gordon dropping his arse against an advancing goalkeeper should be concrete evidence he’s no CF.

Gordon absolutely bottled that.

We’ve been largely shite since Kieran Trippier’s cock went wandering.

Maybe that’s the plan.

Sell anyone apart from Isak, Botman, Hall, Tonali and Barnes.

Lucky bastard.

To Dan Burn who can’t head an attacking cross to save his life too.

Offside ffs. Brainless.

If we had a CF on the pitch that’s a cracking cross.

That shank from Burn sums us up.

Making Will Hughes look like Xavi.

How the fuck has he missed.

Barnes immediately does more than Gordon has all game.

Great. Gordon is even more hopeless at CF.

Questionable offside results in a corner.

“Linton”

Isak looks fucked.

Gordon pissed?

Everything’s coming up Longstaff.

HOWAY