Sima

Mad cunt.

Obviously not as good as Rico Lewis.

Bet he thought van Dijk’s was fuck all on Wednesday.

Dopey fucker.

Daft fucker there just been caught in full view throwing shit onto the pitch.

What the fuck, man?

Spurs fans just allowed to throw shit at every corner?

How is that not a red?

Jackson

Nice finish. Chelsea will be at least level by HT.

Spurs threatening to do to Chelsea what we did to them a couple of years ago.

Sanchez is fucking hopeless. He was in another postcode by the time that ball hit the net.

He was never going to put money into them anyway. That’s why these rules are in place, so the cartel club owners don’t have to spend their own money and stay at the top.

Maybe they’ll give us money for Mitchell?

Ten Hag Seriously though, I’d go for Terzic.

Isak-level signings aren’t coming to us anymore.

We’re a banter club again.

Probably because players are putting themselves in the shop window against them.

We’re just a Saudi Bolton. Only turn up against the big clubs.

Fuck was Schar doing?

USE YOUR RIGHT FOOT YOU GORMLESS CUNT

Just pissing about in our own half.

Should score.

Don’t be daft, he got an assist on Wednesday. What? It looked like it was overhit and Schar did well to make the most of it? Doesn’t matter.

Nah, finishing 10th will be wholly unacceptable and Howe should be sacked if it happens.