Sima

Could Joelinton be converted to a DM? He does the dirty stuff much better than he does the forward play now. Plus, I think if we did look at a DM ultimately Joe & Bruno don't have enough goals in them for us to reach the very top.

Five minutes

Who’s this cunt with the 50p haircut?

Only team we’ve never finished above in the PL.

Blatant pen.

How has Trossard been booked for that?

Beeewwwwww

I’m just here for the Beeewwwwss at HT.

Whenever we kick to the Leazes first I always appreciate the opposition manager doing their homework on us, knowing we gain a few extra % from kicking towards there in the second half. Same as when Liverpool are made to kick towards the Kop first half and Man Utd the Stretford End.

He's wrote a fanzine now In the piece only he claims to have wrote he calls Amanda Staveley "a chancer". Would be a shame if she filed a defamation suit for the craic.

Man, fuck full-sized Hasbulla

That chance where he was six yards out and was petrified to hit it with his right, man. Ended up outside the box trying to shift It to his left.

I’ve read Chilwell will be moving to LCB.

I yearn for a vertical tifo of Shola on the bike.

Other way around. I’d swap ASM for Zaha in a heartbeat.

Or grooming kids with V-Bucks.

We already know he follows 14-16 year olds and likes a load of MILFS on Twitter.

Inkling is if this was happening it would be on the move by now.

My understanding of the situation was that we were looking for a RW who can also play up top. When Wilson inevitably gets injured the RW can go up front and Almiron/Fraser can fill in at RW.

About that, aye. L7 upped the capacity from 36.6K to 51.2K. Once you factor in the corners it would be around 59-60K. I wonder if we could somehow add a big corner to the Leazes/East Stand without touching on the Halls of Residence. Possibly move that section brick by brick?

Destroyed. By The Empire.

Drink included, no kids?

Incredible.