Sima

Walker-Peters channelling his inner Danny Simpson.

Fuck me, that goalkeeping. What a goal though.

It’s been coming.

Hardly any of them boycotted the Joshua/Usyk rematch (if any) so don’t hold your breath.

Full debut for Kalvin Phillips 6 months after signing. Embarrassing for him.

Miggy in the background

Not a single post from Exile about Ronaldo btw.

These haven't had over 20K in a League Cup or FA Cup game since 22nd September 2015 These haven't had over 35K in a League Cup or FA Cup game since 27th March 2012 Didn't even get 32K for their League Cup semi final against Man United

This is pure projection.

What a moment. If anyone deserved to score the goal that took us to our first LC semi in 47 years, it’s him for what he has done in the last year.

Aye. That plate used to be on an Aston Martin iirc.

Weird that they keep a match thread open on this occasion…

Time to turn him into glue.

Portugese FA on glue.

Are the cameras being shite the reason why we got that wank angle of Isak’s goal disallowed that was disallowed there?

Embarrassing.

Botman’s unbeaten record on a knife edge thanks to the whoppers he started with today.

Trying to be too fucking clever.

Stupid fucking cunt.

SHOOT FFS

Lascelles stepping up

What’s happened to Dubravka, man. He looks an absolute wreck.

Lascelles is fucking useless.

My word.

Aye, we’re not scoring here.