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Cheers, Pearsinho.

And we all know where that cunt ended up. Coincidence? I think not.

Brad Friedel in 1994.

Can't remember Albert at Fulham at all. Was he there when Keegan was?

And Botman.

See if Pacqueta plays for West Ham tomorrow. If he does, worrying.

Fucking hell referee.

Nothing to worry about, seeing as Longstaff clearly struggled with the intensity and pace of playing against Tranmere Rovers.

Jorginho’s no Shola when it comes to pens tbf.

Mowbray is decent enough for the Championship but he’s got an obvious ceiling.

Carvalho seems a bit of a cunt.

Diving for pens at 9-0 up

Shearer/Cole hold it I think. Maybe.

Cunt shouldn’t even be on the pitch.

Get well soon Krafu.

Currently out in Wallsend hunting for Johnny Decker.

One back for Man City.

Had under 10K at an FA Cup tie as well. Weirdos.

Haaland? I'd say so. That's two decisions they've got now.

Genuinely don't know what that Palace third was ruled out for.

Eh? Fuck all wrong with that. I'd be raging if I was a Palace fan.

Narrowly lose to a team just relegated from the Premier League after being newly promoted - Beeeewwwwwwww Freaks.

That foul given is no different to the one that Sergeant didn't get a pen for.

Pewkey the best player on the pitch by a fucking mile.