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Aye, every time Neville opens his mouth it must be embarrassing for the likes of Shearer who are so limp-dicked in their coverage of what has happened to Newcastle over the last 15 years. Especially considering Shearer having intimate knowledge of how Ashley works.

Dave Jones is a hopeless Mackem cunt as well.

Did Souness make any comments about Hicks & Gillette when they were in charge of Liverpool?

'Serious business people' Serious in the same way you were 'seriously shit' as Newcastle manager, Graeme.

No way Mike Dean gives that at the other end of the pitch. Baldy cunt.

Schar fancying a few weeks off.

Well done Pauly D

Arsenal are peak Planet Soft Cunt, like.

Mike Dean allowing Xhaka to stay on the pitch.

Looks like Dean is gesturing for Luiz to go off the pitch at the East Stand and walk around. He decides to take no notice. No challenge.

Fuck off Gabriel.

Okay in so much as we are allowing the 'more important' Arsenal to win at a canter.

Fucking Shelvey, man.

Laughable, this.

That yelp.

Xhaka is a nonce.

Thought it might have been him, still chose Hinchcliffe in that 50/50 shot.

Think I'll put the F1 on instead.

Good start.

Hinchcliffe talking shit again.

These rivalries with clubs only a few years ago they would have completely sneered at are a constant source of amusement

Scored that goal against Man Utd at Old Trafford. Fucking hell, that game was annoying.

Perfect result for us and the possibility of Arsenal resting players.

Mark Guttenberg. I think he was a sewper trewper in Police Academy.