Sima

Well done, Frank Lampard.

‘I think that was planned’ No shit. Doesn’t this cunt do a “High Performance” podcast?

Not at all, my hindu friend.

Now Barcelona fans will know how I felt when I first saw Nobby in a Villa shirt.

Aye, I'm in no way expecting him to keep anything near it up. If he gets 10-15 goals this season he'd have done very well.

Read a month or so ago that they have been made exempt because Bein are broadcasting CL games in Qatar.

Hayden, the Longstaff of old and Willock would be a decent 3 in midfield but as Bruce has the management and technical ability of plankton it'll never come to fruition.

3 minutes in and he still hasn't managed to get anyone to talk to him.

Centre half fell over his feet.

I’m surprised Adidas aren’t leaning on Man Utd or Juve by offering funding to get Messi in one of their kits. it’s their one shot to not have him wearing another manufacturers clothing at club level.

Listen to the excuses made for Man City, man…

‘We won’t read too much into it’ Matterface would have been pulling himself senseless if Grealish had scored in a 1-0 win.

Fuuuuuuck me.

Thought Charnley was furloughed? If so, that means as this includes 3 months of that he’s on even more.

I see NO’s favourite journalist has got a job with the BBC. What even is this world, man?

I see they're whinging about the cost of tickets again. 'Our fans'

Genuinely think this would happen in the ridiculously hypothetical scenario he ended up close to a move here.

Not sure you can say folk generally don’t care about football too much in France when they’ve won the WC twice in the last 25 years. PSG are an artificial sack of shite though, if he’s going to France I’d far rather he went to Marseille or similar. Might as well go to the MSL to grow the game there. Would be huge and he would be closer to home for internationals.

It’s only £800,000 as it’s in instalments iirc.

Doncaster is very handy for Sheffield. The logical choice for him, instead of being racially abewsed for only scoring goals.

Not a fan of that top, mate.

When is Phil Jones signing?

We’re going to be the shittest team in the league. Class.

Is he a 'good guy' though? Does he scratch his bollocks on the sidelines or does he have the door opening while he is having a shit talking to a new signing? No? Fuck him.