Sima

Anywhere else on target and that’s in.

ASM sinking my Man Utd HT/FT bet.

Cheese slice completely bamboozled by being in that position so far forward.

Fuck off cheese slice.

City playing FIFA on Semi-Pro.

Come here, Jose. Fulfil that destiny that was laid out for you before the Porto CL win intervened.

Richard Keys has a head like Lou Carpenter and a brain like Joey Essex.

Imagine going into another season with the likes of Gayle, Carroll and Murphy still key members of the squad - and no other tangible upgrades across the rest of the pitch (or dugout). No imagination needed in a few months.

Top work. This post should be retweeted to Luke at every turn.

Rush of blood to the glans?

Get fucked Carragher. Send the cunt off as well.

Tyler desperate for Liverpool to get back into this.

Salah with the desperate cheating.

That miss :lol:

Even the director has fallen asleep with this shit.

Batty and it’s not even close.

‘I’m told’ Fuck off, man. Ashley would sooner put the club into the ground than take that level of hit.

Also the day of one of the greatest post-goal photos.

Farewell dreamboat.

‘Clowsed’, ‘howst’ Arr just fuck off, man

It's honestly staggering how much heavy lifting first Bryan Robson and later on Roy Keane must have done inspirationally in the Man Utd dressing room when this prick was the public captain of the club.

That one where we were 2-0 up under Rafa hurt the most.

Yet again picking players on anything but merit. It's an elite league, you cunt.

Man Utd to race into a 2/3-0 lead at half time. At which point they will take their foot off the pedal and not score again which Bruce will say was a 'second half to take a lot of positives from'