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Fucking Oxoman. What is Oxo? Oh aye, gravy. Thicko

We’re in desperate need of full backs.

Oliver Holt looks like what would happen if Douglas Reynholm hit rock bottom.

Can’t say that man, the whole place will have you down as vicious horribly bully despite a great number of them repeatedly throwing abuse the way of Dawn Thewlis or those four girls that got pictured that time in Newcastle. More recently they’ve moved onto abusing the looks of 16 year-old Holly Blades and Amanda Staveley who has Huntington’s disease.

They’d literally argue black was white if they were entering discourse with a Newcastle fan.

Those flying Saudi flags are whoppers, too. Have I missed a memo? Are we still not buying stuff in the ground?

Not even a discussion, man. Don't be a daft cunt putting a bedsheet and your ma's tea towel on your swede.

First time I've seen one of those videos as previously I couldn't even be arsed to hear the cunt parodied. Cuts off the interviewer's questions perfectly

Ginola surely.

Other way around, I reckon.

Aye.

Sky's coverage is pissing me off, like. Proper 'hard done by' narrative. He was absolutely fucking shite.

Fucking hell, Lee. 'A great man'. Come off it.

Sky Sports News is infuriating like. 'I feel for him and his family' says Lee Clark. He could have always resigned.

Poor from him. Clearly he values his friendship with this cunt over his love of Newcastle United. Weird.

Would love to see this recreated for him.

I'm happy for him to have the entire white section of Curry's in his bathroom tbh. (Not a death threat)

Jinx.

"He's only been doing that for several years already, daft cunts" would have been my response. The utter lack of self-awareness they all hold judging by that article is bewildering. I particulary like the suggestion of putting a senior-ranking Man Utd officer in charge of a 'working group'. Let's forget that Man Utd wanted to leave this league in the mud just over six months ago...

Fuck knows, wouldn’t surprise me if we had another day off today.

Weird how we're not hearing the 'it would be so unfair on the fans (who are completely blameless) if x punishment was handed out' around this...

Buzzing to see pictures of this bulbus cunt in his shorts tomorrow.

@Alan Pardew Explain yourself.

Atletico Madrid I think.