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Sima

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  1. Looks like Henchman #7 from some low-budget Eastern European crime flick
  2. Should really be a red tbf.
  3. Roy been on the gurners? He's chugging that water down.
  4. Isn’t Roy supposed to be shielding?
  5. 16 pens for Man Utd this season. It would take us 30 years to get that many.
  6. PASHUN. Helps that he was abewsing a forrin as well.
  7. I'll be happy if he's stationed behind de Gea's goal.
  8. I completely forgot he was Spurs manager. Seen that Norwegian ad and wondered why he was on there, he was sacked ages ago.
  9. Wayne Mardle, A Cunt, Olivia Colman, Mickey Carroll in a gorilla suit.
  10. Luiz has had an absolute shitter.
  11. I think we all know the answer to that... not sure, they're selling em cheap at SD near me though Probably the ones they've been given from Sky/The Premier League to give to season ticket holders.
  12. Wait until Sunday afternoon.
  13. They corrupted FIFA enough to be handed a World Cup, this is small fry compared to that.
  14. The phone reception at SJP is a shambles tbf, maybe Villa Park is the same. I used to get kick off notifications walking down Stowell Street at 5:05pm.
  15. Stifler off his nut on stripper fanny fumes.
  16. Hawkeye took the phone off the hook.
  17. His left arm is ahead of the ball and that's over the line too, man
  18. Just look at the curvature of that ball. It's more over than our goal at Goodison earlier in the season.
  19. Probably not bothering as it would prove they've fucked the job.
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