Sima

He'd have got a standing ovation today if the fans were allowed in as they covet him so much. Like they used to do with N'Zogbia. Until he went there and he never played a game

Obviously still bitter about his short spell here. 'Defensive coach'

Horrific from Almiron.

That Wenger one is iconic, like. Fucking hero.

Box Office?

Sir Les Centerhalf.

Total panic. No surprise we have removed most of our attacking threat and Everton have the confidence to come forward knowing there is little risk.

Role reversal of the game last season.

What in the fuck was that?

That’s who Wilson was probably shushing.

Silly mackem bastard.

Pencastle United

‘Shall we get someone over to have a look at him’ ‘Nah, run it off’

I feel this has been an issue for 20 years tbf.

Lewis casually waiting for the ball to come to him.

Says the man/boy who brings nonceness into the conversation That’s exactly what a nonce would say tbh. You’re fooling no one.

Nee chance. All of my 30’s we’ve been absolutely shite. He’s taken probably my peak age for supporting NUFC away from me. Bloke deserves no forgiveness.

It's telling if this is waved through quickly.

Papa John's Trophy

Alan Oliver Laurent Robert - Scored a hatrick and set up the other four goals - 5 Shola Ameobi - Came on a late substitute in injury time and didn't touch the ball - 10

Fuck off.

Same. Not even arsed.

Fucking hell.

Crisp packet hands.