Sima

Why couldn’t no cunt just push him off that balcony?

How are Ghana in with these cunts btw?

I wonder if Advocaat’s missus still has the flowers RTG bought for her.

Losing to Haiti will be peak Scotland.

I knew one name would be butchered. Cheers Wayne.

Tuchel looks like a right fucking deviant.

Do we have some factors Rio?

Scotland aren’t even going to have a shot on target in this group so far.

“guys”

There’s some absolute fucking dross in here. And it’s still only pot 3.

Pot Free

“Wow” Rio surprised as England draw Croatia.

Reminded that fraud Roberto Martinez is still somehow a manager of a leading football nation.

Carlo’s Ancelotti.

DJ Diesel has no idea what the fuck is going on.

Has Infantino even sold the rights to the rankings?

Jesus.

Santiago Nunez must have been busy.

Apart from in the middle of the stage, Rio.

Hope Shaq stands next to Kevin Hart.

“Man of the people”

I’m sure Ferdinand can handle this. Not as if he has to remember to attend a drug test or something.

Oh fucking hell.

Kevin Hart.

At least it’s not 2 hours 10. That would be too much.