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“He usually gets what he wants” That’s not Mick Jagger, Martin. Even then, that’s not even the lyric. Going to look a right cunt when there’s an Oasis song that fits.

van Nistelrooy shutting down ITV’s insistence on using the “Fergie Time” narrative.

I’m giving that linesman absolute pelters if I’m van Nistelrooy. Call him totally incompetent.

Like I said, glazed over. They’d still be talking about it now if it was the other way around.

Bet this gets completely glazed over.

Absolutely no reason why VAR couldn’t be used here.

Cunt couldn’t even make the correct decision on a throw in under his nose. No chance he was spotting that.

Offside with no VAR. It’s like the Man Utd of old, maybe they are back.

Of course. Was barely a fk.

Another two-footed lunge from a Man Utd player.

Ref would have 100% pulled that up if it was the other way around.

Book the cunt for that.

MAN UNITED ARE BACK

Rat-faced cunt.

I thought Yoro was supposed to be highly rated?

Absolutely woeful from Faes.

Bloke is an absolute drip.

The star on the Asics kit was a felt-like patch, the star on the barcode was built into the fabric.

Would be happy with this. I bought tickets for all four homes.

The comments on their Facebook page are quite something.

We’re winning this.

Slot will turn into a whopper at the first inkling of any adversity. It has been written.

Surely there has to be some consideration for members that have bought tickets for all cup games?

BBC still at it.

Still shitting it.