Sima

Get in. Pen and a handball in the buildup to that. Fulham would have got neither.

Blatant corner.

Ugh.

Oh shut the fuck up, Neville.

Clogger Yates coming on.

Fuck off, man. Can’t stand Everton.

Another fucking pen.

Because Chubby Brown is cutting-edge comedy in Albania-on-Wear

PL trying to recoup Everton’s docked points.

Probably 10 cities in the UK it would go to first as well tbf.

Another fan commentating on his own team’s games.

Guardiola wanting his bit of theatre.

Give it time. I’m sure that will get coached out of him.

Grealish reminds me of that bland cunt that everyone knows that’s into the latest fad and only cares about what others think of him. Has no real passion for anything. Hence why he’ll sit on the bench collecting medals not arsed about fully contributing.

Blatant handball. Didn’t even get the corner.

Jackson

Absolutely rank. It’s an FA Cup Semi Final, get them back at different grounds.

Most of his opinions fucking stink. Doesn’t stop him being a legend of a player for us though.

Bring back smoking on the bench imo. That Coventry coach

They’ve arguably got the best keeper, best fullback, best centre back, best defensive midfielder, best centre midfielder and the best striker in the league. Don’t think their squad is meh at all, it’s the best in the league. Just that their manager has them playing Coldplay football.

We’d be three or four up here if Man City gave us these chances.

No yellow?

That tackle from Ake is the kind you do against Man City at their place and it’s an immediate foul and a yellow card.

Surely a colour clash in this game?