Sima

Not even a West Ham player? Fail.

NWOAT

We’ll squander 3 or 4 decent chances in the opening half an hour before conceding just before half time and the game will be seen out to a 1-0 defeat.

Pardew has his get out of jail card. Just like Ba, Cisse and Remy.

Little Richard

Didn’t roll over and concede three though.

Have Newport got more quality than us like? Did Norwich have a few weeks back? Pointless setting up like this in a cup game. Have a go.

In his own half

I was wondering what happened to Kate Abdo. A pleasant surprise in this mound of monkey shit.

Of course. Before half time.

Staggering how often it happens with us like

A SHOT!

Move Gayle ffs.

Lascelles ball watching.

We're so shit going forward.

So the first Hazard one was a foul and that one wasn't? Fuck off.

What the fuck?

Good shout, wonder who we'll be playing.

Looking forward to him laying on chances for us to ultimately squander.

Wowzers.

Here man. What the fuck was that?

Fuck me what a cross.