Sima

Can only imagine the amount of ‘delewded jawdees’ that would be thrown at us had Staveley came in and claimed we were one of the biggest clubs in the world.

'Marrashewt payments'

Rashford channeling his inner Joselu.

Double jeopardy rule?

I think Cewkie will be eyeing up the Swansea or Stoke jobs.

It used to be a rule in Europe where the home team always wore their away kit in the event of a clash. It doesn't apply anymore iirc.

If Rafa leaves we’ll be relegated next season so any PL attraction will only be short term.

Well I'm done if Rafa goes, was enjoying going to the match with my Dad again as well.

At least Crumpy will be happy when he goes to pick up Maureen this morning.

Livermore on the standby list. Must be Southgate's beak supplier.

Luke.

I agree, fucking shite. Looking forward to the mackem Yashin dropping a clanger and his International career ending like Rob Green and Scott Carson.

3 CBs I guess Walker plays there though...

Lallana hasn't played for 100 seasons yet gets a place. I wonder if The Sun will do a 'rub him better' campaign in the centre spread?

He’s had the highest four positions that he can hope to ever get and he’s been a failure at every single one.

‘Disgusted’ Get fucked you fat fraud. It will be Watford or Southampton that will get him next if either starts poorly next season.

Khazri?

Aye, I agree but they're absolutely fewmin for some reason.

Southgate left his notepad in The Garter.

It's nee Uncal Mick and the Micks tbf.

What I was thinking, I'll have a look after the playoffs.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/whats-wrong-with-crowd-surfers-and-the-like.1430804/ Where’s that picture of their attempt where they didn’t even have enough fans to hold one banner up?

By mentioning the performance against Wolves he’s again putting currency in a result in a game where the opposition were going through the motions, just like a lot of them did in the results against Chelsea and Everton 2 years back that they bang on about so often. Glorious. This is at the same time a lot of them are saying we shouldn’t take any credit for the wins against Man Utd, Arsenal and Chelsea at home because they didn’t mean anything as their focus was elsewhere on all three occasions.

Aye, can't remember us having a centre back who could pass the ball as well as Lejeune like. A good attribute to have and well utilised today. Titus was an incredible passer of the ball tbf, I used to enjoy his passes from LCB out to Solano on the wing.