Sima

Don't get Ashley apologists like, must have a few chromosomes missing.

The fucking clip of that wall.

'Support da teem not da regeem'

Is probably on the neck-end of 100K at Arsenal. Nee way we're paying that.

Ugh, absolute nightmare. Lejuene and Lascelles was the cornerstone we built on at the back end of last season.

All of our keepers are on P.E.D.s

When’s Benni McCarthy coming on?

Who the fuck is number 37? Barlaser?

I’ll miss Hayden’s radge throwing himself into tackles when he’s gone.

Dubs diverted that away too, the mad cunt.

THE FUCKING WALL.

Our goal leading a charmed life.

What a save by Dubs.

I didn’t even realise that the badge is all gold. It’s immaculate.

Kind of weirdo club changes their kit at HT?

Kenedy will play against Spurs.

Just noticed these are currently closer to Gateshead than they are to us in the leagues

Liverpool paid £8m after bonuses (which I'd imagine aren't due) for him in 2015 at a tribunal. He's played 14 league games since and they want £26m? Get fucked mate.

For all of the players who would get a sticky thread first, Freddie Woodman was way down the list in my mind.

Sponsorless away surfaced yet? Tried to go to that goal.inn place to order the home, it's there but no add to basket option

That last paragraph

Those ‘Welcome to’ videos and even the comments in existing videos are pure

RTG having a bit of where were you when something happened: The event in question? You're thinking it must be pretty historic, right? Nah, just a 'where were you?' when Dyer and Bowyer threw a couple of punches at each other against Villa.

Scored both goals in 2-0 derby win once. So aye, two fingers from a Sunderland fan indeed...